On Nov 20th, we be wed
You should come if you're not dead
All our guests we will greet
With copious portions of liquor and meat
Bring a gift. Enough said.
Written when a friend asked me for help with his wedding invitation card. I wonder why he doesn't call me any more :).
Please quote if you wish, but don't forget to cite the source as Ranjit Nair's limericks.